June 2012
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niallinmyfridge:
If you never had a crush on Danny Phantom you’re a liar and I hate you
half of me is thinking oh thank goodness i thought i was the only one
the other half wants you all to know that he’s mine.
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Me: Omg I'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and I'll have the perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect.
Me: Is that cake?
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un-reve:
Money can’t buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Ferrari
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“…music that makes me want to take your number, and call you never.”
– boy describing the music in forever21 during today’s workshop
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sweetlasers:
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
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h0odrich:
cannolis:
only ugly people are able to read this
i thought you couldnt make blank posts on tumblr what is this
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phlynn:
guys will never understand periods
girls will never understand boners
lets leave it at that
I’m just gonna go out on a bit of a limb here
and say that I’d much rather have a boner
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Anonymous asked: cclarissaa; you have been invited to PeepsPayer(.)com by one of your followers - where it's easy to make $ with your blog.
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me: i want to lose weight.
me: i want to be skinny.
me: i want skinny legs.
me: i want a flat stomach.
me: i want to be thin.
me: *sees Mcdonalds*
me: yolo
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theyellowbrickroad:
what happened to corbin bleu
did he push the limit too far
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I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
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me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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cody: *logs off*
me: ugh get back online so I can amaze you with my logic
me: and by logic I mean dick
me: what
me: wow
me: good thing you aren't online to see this
cody: *logs on*
me:
cody:
me: oh.
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your-english-is-good:
a comprehensive list of things that work out for me in the long run
absolutely fucking nothing
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0beytheastr0naut:
iamtonysexual:
what if satan is actually a typo
what if his was really just the dark lord stan
AHAHHA OMG LOL.
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ashleysbens:
the only hot action i get at night is my laptop over-heating
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me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
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omg someone texted me that they were looking for...
0beytheastr0naut:
AHAHA OMGLOL
this is really boosting my mexican pride right now
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showerbeer:
ilovesatan:
drunkblogging:
i wonder if girls know how often guys masturbate
I wonder if guys know how often girls masturbate
I wonder if squirrels like processed meat
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How to determine who to unfriend on facebook →
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i am below average.: an assortment. →
slutfalcon:
no one can touch us, intimacy against lacy sheets and in between the stars’ legs
down the drain and through prison bars you fall apart you fell apart you were never quite whole
smoke this shoot that blow this scratch that fix it with your chapped lips
medicate yourself apologize
[sittin’…
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imagine being attractive
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